"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
I LITERALLY LOL’ED SO HARD I MADE MY DAUGHTER CRY 😂😂😂😂😂