"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."

— Aristotle (via kushandwizdom)
mamadukesamanda:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.


I LITERALLY LOL’ED SO HARD I MADE MY DAUGHTER CRY 😂😂😂😂😂

mamadukesamanda:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

I LITERALLY LOL’ED SO HARD I MADE MY DAUGHTER CRY 😂😂😂😂😂

mamadukesamanda:

ruinedchildhood:

There is a banned episode of Cow and Chicken that features a gang of biker women who invade people’s homes to literally chew their carpets. [Video]

This is actually not banned, per se. I watched this episode on netflix pretty recently…

"You have had a dream for so many years. Let today be the day you make a plan for it. Just think about how much more likely you are to hit your target when you finally aim at it."

— ― Steve Maraboli (via psych-quotes)
hopelesshoping:

Citizen- Sick and Impatient (x)

hopelesshoping:

Citizen- Sick and Impatient (x)